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 Dear Santa...Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Friday on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Monday I bought porn for ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small} jojnd (-10 points). In July I committed genocide... Sorry about that, lady_lylyth (-5000 points). Last Wednesday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In May I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-6061 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, |
Dec. 18th, 2009
 Dear Santa...Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Friday on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Monday I bought porn for jojnd (-10 points). In July I committed genocide... Sorry about that, lady_lylyth (-5000 points). Last Wednesday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In May I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-6061 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, |