I think the funniest part is buying porn for Jen...because I actually did!

[duane_kc]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Friday on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Monday I bought porn for jojnd (-10 points). In July I committed genocide... Sorry about that, lady_lylyth (-5000 points). Last Wednesday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In May I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-6061 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, duane_kc

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