duane_kc

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Friday on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Monday I bought porn for

jojnd (-10 points). In July I committed genocide... Sorry about that,

lady_lylyth (-5000 points). Last Wednesday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In May I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-6061 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!