duane_kc | Hmmm...

Wish it was this easy:

To pick up dierbhle: Be unique and different - just say yes.

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OK, WAY too appropriate:

To pick up heathercharlott: Baicarumba...are those real?

But what if I=0?

To pick up airneail: I'm good at math: U + I = 69

Huh?

To pick up rougewench: If I were to ask you for sex... would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

OK, that's enough of that...

Too damned funny... Didn't you already say that to me a few times?

I would never be so crass as to preface it with "bicaramba"; I'm not actually Bart Simpson at age 38...

True, but I believe a comment has been made a time or two about the size and defying reality or some such...