Best. Movie. Review. EVER!

When it has a paragraph like: "And if you think there’s someplace this movie won’t go, you’re grossly mistaken. In proper apocalyptic horror fashion, no one and nothing is spared. That cute little boy in the opening sequence? FACE HUGGIE INCUBATOR. Sick old people and homeless dogs? NOSHED UPON. Pregnant waitress? EVISCERATED. A room full of babies in a hospital nursery? MAY AS WELL HAVE BEEN SERVING JALAPENO POPPERS.", you know the review is probably as much fun as the movie.

The review itself is at http://cmpriest.livejournal.com/911102.html. Go. Enjoy.

Best. Movie. Review. EVER!

When it has a paragraph like: "And if you think there’s someplace this movie won’t go, you’re grossly mistaken. In proper apocalyptic horror fashion, no one and nothing is spared. That cute little boy in the opening sequence? FACE HUGGIE INCUBATOR. Sick old people and homeless dogs? NOSHED UPON. Pregnant waitress? EVISCERATED. A room full of babies in a hospital nursery? MAY AS WELL HAVE BEEN SERVING JALAPENO POPPERS.", you know the review is probably as much fun as the movie.

The review itself is at http://cmpriest.livejournal.com/911102.html. Go. Enjoy.